(2) Facebook

FINISHES ASSIGNMENT
FEELS CONFIDENT
SHOWS BROTHER
BROTHER POINTS OUT IT IS DONE WRONG
OH. FUCK. SHIT. NO.

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen

general psa:

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.

kattygirls:

they almost match the wall.

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

lifeisuselessifyoucantdream:

cliterallysame:

legit-humour:

why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted

this is legit humour

Humor like this is usually hard to find

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names