I made some hella god scrambled eggs and was having lunch whilst reading reddit then came across a thread about bad surgery stories and now I’ve lost my appetite
Clouds are weird yo.
I CAN’T HANDLE THE AMAZING
what made this calculator so sad
who hurt you
welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”