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I made some hella god scrambled eggs and was having lunch whilst reading reddit then came across a thread about bad surgery stories and now I’ve lost my appetite

makefitnessfun:

natsussnotseuss:

cryptidsandoddities:

Clouds are weird yo.

I CAN’T HANDLE THE AMAZING

damn

laserscrewdriver:

what made this calculator so sadwho hurt you

laserscrewdriver:

what made this calculator so sad

who hurt you

elena1981:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

Reblog dis post withn 24 hurs or u wil waek up wv the ghost ov jak frost standin ovr ur bed askin 4 100$ to get him2 go awae u hav2 dump thre buketz ov ic watr on ur hed den giv him 20$ if u dunt u wil b cursd nd lose a hunded dollerz u hav 24 hourz